8 Thoughts Every 20-Something Woman Has About Players
I can’t hear the word “playa” without cringing. If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what the term means, a “playa” is a guy who dedicates his time to multiple women by making them...
View Article12 Things Guys Are Completely Clueless About When It Comes To Girlfriends
Disclaimer: This post is satirical and meant to be humorous. Given our propensity for engaging in stupid behavior, it’s quite remarkable that men still make up roughly 50 percent of the global...
View ArticleAn Open Letter To My Future Wife: How I Plan To Make You Happy Every Day Of...
Hello, my future wife. Whether you are reading this before you meet me, or stumble upon it after, I want you to know a few things. The reason I am writing this today is because I can’t stop thinking...
View ArticleThe Timeless Qualities Women Have That Men Will Always Find Attractive
As they say, you live and you learn. That’s life. Nobody actually knows what the f*ck is happening, anyway. A lot of times, living is like the autocorrect function on Microsoft Word. Although you may...
View ArticleFor All The Guys Who Wish The Woman Of Their Dreams Never Found The Man Of Hers
Whew, finally! It took a while to find true love, but hey, after multiple attempts, you made it. We are delighted for you, not so much him, and now you hate us for the wrong reasons. Sorry? How were...
View Article5 Stupid Things A Guy Can Do To Make A Woman Lose All Respect For Him
A woman’s respect is like virginity: Once you lose it, you’re basically never getting it back. However, while you were probably eager to get rid of your V-card, you definitely don’t want to lose her...
View ArticleWhen You Find The Right Person, She’ll Be The Most Beautiful Girl You Know
I believe guys should only date the most beautiful girls they know. Maybe this sounds a bit vain, but please allow me to explain. I am dating an amazing girl; she is the most beautiful girl I know. I...
View ArticleEasy Come, Easy Go: Why Men Should Stop Settling For Less Than They Deserve
People are always saying you shouldn’t settle for less than you deserve. I’ve heard it since I was a little girl; it’s the line we tell every woman when she is treated badly, and it’s also what we...
View Article10 Translations Of What Your 20-Something Girlfriend Is Really Saying
Women: You can’t live with them; you can’t live without them. You can, however, attempt to understand them — and by understand them, I mean accept that you’re more likely to experience the ultimate...
View Article10 Signs You’re Dating A Woman, Not A Girl
I have the unfortunate luck of finding too many girls in my life and not enough women. It’s not an age thing – some women are younger than girls. The difference is in the way the two types act, think...
View ArticleThe ‘Hot Girl Effect’ And How It Can Change A Guy’s Life
One of the major differences between women and men is a phenomenon called the “hot girl effect.” This occurs when a man becomes much more attractive in the eyes of a given woman because he is with a...
View ArticleHow Watching Porn Might Mean The End Of Your Sex Life As You Know It
Arousal addiction is a concept that refers to seeking out novelty in order to achieve or maintain a high level of arousal. Unlike alcohol or drug addiction, in which someone wants more of the same...
View ArticleDear Guys, Size Doesn’t Matter And Science Has The Proof
Some guys are big dicks and some guys have big dicks. Fortunately for nice dudes with small penises, having a larger than average member won’t guarantee that women will be more attracted to you. In...
View Article6 Ways I Discovered A Whole New World After Abstaining From Porn And...
Relax, fellas, you can masturbate all you want. Hell, I know I did (and still do). Yet, before you run away, allow me to explain the benefits of a little self-control. Not long ago, I read a book...
View Article#Ghosted: Why 20-Something Guys Need To Man Up And Ditch The Disappearing Act
There seems to be a large amount of confusion amongst the males of this generation as to how to properly put an end to a romantic relationship. Though I have discussed this issue at length in the...
View ArticleWho Said Chivalry Is Dead? 20 Things A Gentleman Does Differently
Chivalry isn’t dead, but it’s certainly in shorter supply these days. Likewise, gentlemen still exist, today, although they may appear slightly different. The “old school” gentleman, who pulled out...
View ArticleTo All The Heartbroken Men Who Act Tough On The Outside: Don’t Give Up Hope
I’m just going to go ahead and call out all you men out there. Yes, even you there, stud muffin, with your sweat-drenched, muscle-pumping, 5 o’clock shadow self. You, much like women, are either...
View ArticleWhy You Should Call Girls Not Text Them (It Really Makes A Difference)
If you haven’t gathered by now, I can be (at times, painfully) sarcastic. If you read my work, and don’t know me personally, – or have a sh*tty detector for satire – it is likely that most of my...
View ArticleThe Modern Gentleman Doesn’t Exist… Because Women Won’t Let Him
What comes to mind when you think of the Modern Gentleman? Sturdy mahogany tables, perhaps? Whiskey cocktails? Leather satchels and perfectly-cuffed chino pants? The Modern Gentleman glides through...
View Article9 Subtle, Low-Key Cute Things Girls Do That Men Can’t Get Enough Of
As a rule, girls don’t need to try too hard to impress a man. In fact, for the most part, girls don’t necessarily have to try at all. There are certain things you might be doing – without even knowing...
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